I know I’ve been horrible lately. When I first got here, it seemed like I was meeting guys all the time and having so many adventures. Now I forget to write about the funny things that happen. It isn’t just about the snogging, you know. I will try to be better about updating more regularly throughout the summer.
On that note, I had a pretty hilarious conversation with the Cheetah a couple of weeks ago. I hadn’t heard from him since the ‘incident’ (as I’m calling it.) He had requested my friendship on Facebook after that first day I met him and I had chosen to hide him after I got home. Suffice it to say, I hadn’t really thought about him much. Well, I was online and he popped on to say hi. The subsequent conversation was one of the strangest I’ve ever had. I wish I had been able to copy and paste it in its entirety because I don’t think I’ll do it justice, but here is the gist of it.
He started by making small talk about how things were going with my studies and such. Then asked about my family and if I was planning on living in America ultimately. Weird. Anyway, then he told me he was ‘watching’ pictures of me. I’ll give him a pass on the mistranslation from the French, but not for the creepiness of looking at my pictures. He then said something to the effect of, “You are so beautiful. And I don’t mean just pretty. There is a light that shines out of your countenance. We both know where this comes from. So thank you for being virtuous.” Yep, the guy I made out with after a grand total of 4 hours of actual interaction thanked me for being virtuous.
