What Might Have Been

It is with heavy heart that I report that Prince William has chosen someone else. Unfortunately I never actually met him. I'm sure if I had, he would have picked me. I hung around Windsor Castle all the time on the off chance that he'd be there visiting Granny Liz and happen to notice me casually strolling the grounds or leaning seductively against a wall or something, but to no avail. I just feel bad for the British public. They would have loved me. Oh well, there's always the ginger Harry.