What the H***

Here, in its entirety, is the text conversation I had with the Slacker on Monday and Tuesday. Make of it what you will. (I have left his spelling intact, as well)

Me: “I just had class with Patrick and was completely distracted by his earlobes.” 5:54 pm (We had had a conversation last week about our program director’s weird earlobes. I hadn’t noticed them until after he mentioned it and almost laughed out loud in class when I noticed them.)

Him: “Is this Andy?” 5:56 pm

Me: “No it’s Andrea. I’m offended that you don’t have my number. Rude.”

Him: “You took my number but never gave me yours. How are you? Looking forward to the presentation. X” 5:59 (I did get his number, but had texted a few times, so he really should have had it saved in his phone.)

Me: “Yeah I’m alright. How are you? I’m not looking forward to the presentation aspect of Thursday.” 6:15

Him: “I’m good ta missing you lot. Should be back for thurs if your up for coming out?” 8:19 (Ta means thanks)

Me: “Yeah, I’m definitely up for whatever. It’ll be good to see you again. See you soon.” 10ish

Him: “Yeah you to I was so tempted to kiss you last week but that wouldn’t be very mormon. I’m a holy man after all.” 10:43 (I had sort of assumed that he hadn’t kissed me for some stupid reason like that.)

Me: “Well you should have tried because I would have let you.” 10:46

Him: “Well next week then because that’s all I’ve wanted over this whole course. X.” 10:49

Me: “See you Thursday. X” 10:53

Him: “Yeah see you then. Miss you x” 10:57 pm.

Him: “Sorry about last night I was being very amorous. Looks like we might not have to do the presentation. X.” 8:41 am

Me: “No need to apologize unless you were drunk and didn’t mean it.” 9:02 am

Him: “I was drunk to be honest. Do you know if we have the presentations on Thurs?” 1:32 pm.

What a bum!