I would like to say that my lengthy absence is due to being busy making out with countless hot guys, unfortunately that would be a lie. In fact, I've barely even had a crush in the last year. Life has kept me too busy in my other pursuits to really be on the prowl. I'm hoping the near future will bring a change in my fortunes. I'll have to start looking elsewhere, though, as several of the people who have graced these pages are off the market. For example:
Jersey: Married
Swish: married
Jasper: still with That Other Girl
Crocodile Dundee Too: married
Maverick: married
El Guapo: engaged
In an effort to spice things up, I allowed my flatmate to convince me to attend a mid-singles activity last weekend. My expectations were extremely low so it wasn't too difficult to exceed them. I pictured a bunch of bald, toothless, sweaty divorced dads. I was pleasantly surprised when they didn't all turn out to be toothless. It was a generally enjoyable evening and I relished being on the young end of the group and one of the better-looking ladies there. There's another one coming up in a couple of weeks, so watch this space for developments.
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